In order to determine what type of gift you need to get for your Girlfriend, you first you need to think and compare three factors. One how long you have been dating, two how much longer you want to date for Girlfriend, and three how hot is this girl. If you had to think about the answer to more than one of those questions then you should not even bother with a gift, just break up with her when you are ready. If you only had to think about the answer to one question then you should move forward and select one of the creative gifts below. If you immediately knew the answer to all three of the questions without thinking, then you should count your blessings and give the girl a ring and make her your wife.

Traditional Gift Ideas for your Girlfriend

Sometimes early in a relationship it is safe to get a girl the traditional gifts. The creative part will be what you write inside of the card. Here are a three traditional gift ideas I recommend.

Unique Gift Ideas for your Girlfriend

There comes a point where traditional gifts are not going to be enough for your girlfriend. So, unless you are ready to propose, I suggest you find an idea with a little class, creativity and thought put into it. Chances are if you are reading this still, your ability to be creative has slipped and you need some help. Well, I cannot guarantee your girlfriend is going to like the same things as mine, but these are certainly a better bet than a gift card.

Must have Gift Ideas for your Girlfriend

Now is crunch time, if you already bought a ring, no need to read any further the ring is enough. If you should be buying a ring and you are not, then you had better plan on spending some money. Keeping this woman around for another year is going to be impossible without a little TLC.

Most men do not carry a strong desire to travel the world, it is not that it does not interest us. Sure we would live to travel the globe and see a rugby match in australia, or golf the hills of Ireland, but what we dont want to do is travel the world to see all the historic monuments. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is one of those things that you dont have to see to understand. It is a tall building that is sinking because some dumb ass built it on soil that could not support the weight. So why is it that our wives need to travel and see this building or similar structures from around the world? I will never know, but what I can do is provide you some fast facts on the tower that may keep you from having to visit it in person.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa leans because it was built on soil not prepared to handle the weight of the marble building.

Where is the Leaning Tower of Pisa located?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa was built it Italy in a town called Pisa, thus the name Leaning Tower of Pisa.

How tall is the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

This would be an easier question to answer if the tower did not lean. The height of the Leaning Tower of Pisa on the low side is 183ft, the height of the tower on the high side is 186ft.

How much is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

The tower leans at an angle of 3.97 degrees, which when translated over the couse of 183ft to the top; means that the top of the tower is 12 ft 10 in from where it would be if the tower was straight.

How much does the Leaning Tower of Pisa weigh?

The estimated wieght of the Leaning Tower of Pisa is over 16,000 tons.

How many steps in the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Again, an easier question to answer if the Leaning Tower of Pisa was straight. The tower has two stairwells, one has 294 steps and the other has 296 steps.

I thought I should take a moment and help all the other men out there and explain the simplicity of shopping online at Amazon.com. If you want to save money and actually enjoy shopping, Amazon.com is your place. Probably the biggest fear that we have about online shopping is getting ripped off. Amazon.com has eliminated the security issues with constant 24 hours support and monitoring. Combine that with the extremely low cost products along with the convenience of online shopping and it is a win/win for everyone.

Amazon.com has grown to be one of the strongest online storefronts on the internet. In doing so, they have become highly recognized. Therefore, they have taken great strides to make all of their transactions safe, secure, and simple. Every time I have purchased on Amazon, I have always received the exact product I expected, for the price I was told, and received it within the time I expected. I no longer fear shopping online when using Amazon.com.

Since we have established the safety of Amazon, we really need to discuss the true value it provides. Amazon gives us ease of shopping. The biggest problem men face is the loathsome shopping experience. Nothing is more difficult then walking into a mall and trying to find something to buy. Between all the stores and all the people, it is nearly impossible for a man to accomplish anything. Shopping from home allows you numerous freedoms but more importantly, no walking, no talking, no people, and no waiting in lines, nothing to come between you the gift for your family. Any product imaginable is at your fingertips with the click of a button. Certainly makes for a combination that is tough to beat.

Lastly, there is the price. The biggest negative to shopping online is that the actual product cannot be held and looked at. It may be difficult to determine the exactly what is needed. How many times have you been shopping and not had a clue what to buy? Here’s how to handle this situation, lets say we are looking for a gift for our significant other, wife, girlfriend, mistress, whatever— first look on Amazon.com at some of their popular categories Clothing, Jewelry, Shoes and more. Amazon in an effort to make the sale puts the top sellers on the top of each of these categories. So if you see something you like on the first page chances are she will like it also. I would suggest buying it then, but if you want to see it and touch it first, then copy down the model number on a piece of paper and go to the brick and mortar store, look at that product and make sure that is what will work. Go back to the computer, buy it, and save a bunch of money.

Check out Amazon.com. Time, money, and most of all, sanity will be saved. No chasing around for a parking spot, or dealing with the idiot 16 year old checkout kid who knows everything, or even having to wait for hours as the significant other has to check 5 different stores for the best price. Amazon takes care of all of these problems and more—and still saves money. Amazon.com described in one word would be: FREEDOM!

Your lovely significant other will bring all sorts of wonderful attributes to this otherwise ignored system.   The colon cleansing homemade diet removes toxins from the body, it cleans out the colon walls, it will make you lose weight, and she may even attempt to get you to believe it will make your willy bigger.  Well, SIGN ME UP!!!

Alas, let me warn you that you’d rather have Joe in accounting come and check you for a hernia every day for a month then go through this colon cleansing hell.  COUGH! 

Seven days, no food.  Yes.  You read that correctly.  Seven DAYS with NO FOOD. 

As a bonus, you have to drink this horrific concoction of lemon juice, real maple syrup, and cayenne pepper throughout the day.  Not to mention a quart of warm salt water when you first awaken that promises, PROMISES, to turn your bowels to water for the whole morning. 

Whoopie!!

For those of you that would like to see the information yourself, here is the colon cleansing diet.  I only post this to inform you my friends.  I have lived this torture first hand and I wouldn’t even wish it on Dr Oz.

Advise of the Day: Put parent controls on the computer and block this information from your wife.  Her ignorance will save you from misery.

In the good old days, when we went to work, we used to sit around talking about the game, which team is in the playoffs, etc. Now each morning is spent discussing American Idol contestants, Survivor castoffs, and Dancing with the Stars? I just don’t care about reality programming, if you want reality tune into a sporting event, unedited and uncut.

I digress onto a side note: If we must discuss Dancing with the Stars then someone please tell me why they would they vote off Shannon Elizabeth—I mean C’MON she’s smoking hot!

Back to the story:
With the advent of Tivo, now Dr. Oz is able to rear his ugly head at all hours of the day. So even if you wife was gone at 4pm when Oprah was on, she can tune in to hear about Dr. Oz’s “new” way to strip our favorite man activities or food group from us.

As Dr. Oz speaks, out of the corner of your eye, you will see your wife/girlfriend slowly nodding. That’s the danger zone boys…DANGER! You can bet she is churning over an idea, and something has just been removed from your diet or you’ve lost another freedom. She may percolate on her new ‘life saving idea’ until morning or until next week, but you can be sure one more ‘man’nerism is lost forever.

Advice of the day: Do not throw the television out. It may seem like the right move to save your life, but at some point football will return, and you might just be able to catch at least part of a game.

Here is the scenario…you juice up carrots, apples and oranges and drink it down as a daily way of getting all those nutrients that seem to escape the general male diet.  Oh wait, did I forget to add in kale, broccoli, cabbage, wheat germ, cauliflower, cucumber, and eye of newt?  A vile green mixture you will surely continue to belch up well past lunchtime. 

Your wife will typically say something like this after you drink the evil liquid; “Ah, Honey doesn’t it feel great to know you have consumed all your vegetables for the day?”

Your typical reply will be  “Ummm, ‘burp’ yeah great Hun.  I feel just fantastic.”  Thanks to Dr Oz and eight ounces of ground up green malevolence, you too can experience that gut bomb that rivals that midnight nacho mistake you pulled off the other night at the game.

Advice of the Day:  When the wife brings up needing a juicer, panic.  In fact, go buy her that diamond ring she’s been wanting…it will at least deplete the savings account enough to save yourself for a couple of months.