An opportunity to go behind the curtain and meet the almighty Oz…
My friends, I have traveled to the domain of the man himself, the show of Dr Mehmet Oz. And after such a terrifying and nerve wracking adventure I can safely tell you that…he is actually a really nice guy. I mean it’s like all this information he has been feeding our wives for the last 8 years while on TV is actually in the interest of our good health and well being and not some legal torture system. As much as I wanted to put on the boxing gloves and break into an MMA cage match, I found myself listening to his advice and shaking his hand. Dr Oz is actually just a really down to earth, nice guy.
Now, never fear guys, I shall not allow a pleasant meeting haze my view into backing off of our position as husbands to fight against the rights of being men. I stand firm in the need to support the men out there and complain as loud as I can—EVEN in the face of proper health. We may not be right or have control over our situation, but we stand firm here at iHateDrOz.com that we will be represented and have a place to complain and rant. It is our firm belief that you good sir, deserve the right to listen to the wife faithfully, and come here to bitch about it.
So sit back and set aside the beer and grab the cranberry juice. Put down the chips for the small handful of almonds. It’s Dr Oz time and the wife is giddy with excitement. She has her pad of paper and he has the knowledge. Let’s see what gets taken away from us today.